Fuckery Defined...

(fuhk′ər ē) –noun, plural-er•ies. 1. Complete and utter bullshit; nonsense. “Impeaching the president for receiving felattio is pure f*ckery.” 2. Excessive dishonesty, stupidity, or ignorance that can bring forth feelings of unrest, anger, or aggravation. “Sarah Palin’s f*ckery wreaked havoc worldwide.” 3. The act of engaging in behavior that adversely impacts the good and natural order of something. “…the f*ckery of having an accident during rush hour…”

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SATAN GETS BUSY IN CHURCH PARKING LOT!

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I'm going to stop apologizing for the lapses in time between my posts because this shit is just far TOO HARD to do every day when you have a real life to live. You know my heart.  Moving on...

I went to church with a friend on First Sunday because I wanted to start the year off right, with a little Jesus...  Lord knows I need him! As we pulled into the parking garage and began searching for a park, I knew right away that demons were amongst us! As we climbed each parking level I noticed:

  • Empty parking spaces....with cones in front of them (Who are you saving them for? HUH?!)
  • Monstrous SUVs crammed into spaces clearly marked "Compact"
  • Corner spaces where our car could clearly fit...but no one bothered to make it a 'parking' space
And then....THIS son of a biscuit eater:

Be not fooled by the width of the picture...this car is about the size of a Mini Cooper.  This IDIOT parked directly in the middle of two parking spaces.  So me and my sidekick did what any normal, thinking human being would do after witnessing such blatant disrespect....

WE WROTE IDIOT #1 A NOTE AND CAREFULLY PLACED IT ON THE WINDSHIELD!  See the note after the jump...




 

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